Dearest Maja, what a gorgeous tiny Thinfinger Gecko you are, all orange in that orange setting! I've never seen your small version of gecko before. What a sweet introduction you are to them! You're a year old and very shy. You only come out at night and when you get served some living beetles to munch on. What a hair-raising story your dear person tells of your great escape! He/she couldn't catch you and then came up with a solution involving luring you back to your terrarium with chewing gum! You and she/he love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Maja, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special live beetles to eat and a bit of chewing gum to sniff (but not eat)!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
Thankfully you were captured before any harm could come to you, before you would be lost forever! Who knew it would be a piece of chewing gum who would be the hero of your story!
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