Dear Fiona, what a beautiful girl you are. Your gorgeous coat looks so soft and fluffy, and your face with those mesmerizing blue eyes is so sweet.
Those pictures show you in all your glory, posing as a model, showing off that great belly, and relaxing on the window sill.
According to your parent, we shouldn't be fooled by your appearance. You have a goofy side, like pressing your face into the blinds, thus waking up your human, getting the kitty crazies at 11 pm and inspecting the mail (which is extremely important).
And your most important job is to make your person laugh!
Fiona, you are everything somebody could ever want in a kitty, and I wish you and your family a great day full of celebration, and many more happy and healthy years together.