Dearest Billy, you are adorable! You are the cutest little yorkie-schnauzer-mix guy, with such pretty, fluffy fur and that sweet, smiling face with those lovely big eyes and that precious underbite. You have the most delightful, loving personality, too! You're very happy and full of energy, making your dear people smile with all your antics. You get very excited when you hear the word "treats." You love jumping up and down, dancing, shaking hands, and playing with stuffed animals, children, and bigger dogs. You are small but have a big bark! You and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Billy, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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