Well .... that certainly sounds like a story you could tell when everyone's been smoking pot! 
Wierd! Iguanas can do some serious damage when they bite, and slap with their tails. I used to have a six foot long male iguana, so I know! I bet your mom was freaking out!
The iguana might have been seeking warmth, and liked your body heat. Mine used to like to take naps beside me on the couch. Not a very snuggly napping partner!
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