Dearest Bosco, what a stunning, handsome gentleman cat you are! That Ebony fur is so sleek and shiny and looks so very soft, and what a sweet face you have with those lovely pale eyes. You look so wise and majestic there! I wish I could reach through the screen and over to Middletown, CT to pet you! I can't, of coursre, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! In your former life, you were a professional boxer and athlete named Bosco Buskevich. Then, the late White Knight Sir André passed you the torch to fulfill his regal seat of power. You have filled his paw-steps beautifully, adopting his herd of cats, and people, as your own! You have brought peace to the household and are worshipped by all your younger adoptees. You've stepped into the role of father, friend and partner to the clan of five other felines who needed your protection, guidance, and ear washings. You've even taken their new (human) grand-kitten under your protective paw! You also put that paw on the window screen in greeting to the little girl who lives next door. You are now enjoying your sun porch retirement retreat. You and all your family members, feline and human, love each other dearly, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bosco, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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