Adorable Piggy Subway!
Dearest Subway, what an adorable Guinea Pig you are! You're so pretty with that colorful coat and that sweet face with the cute pink nose and lovely dark eyes. You're a very special friend to your dear person: you're her/his first ever guinea pig, and she/he is sure to get you a new friend soon! You're very smart, and you've learned some good tricks, such as doing circles and standing up. Your person says "Circle," and you follow the food in a circle. And when you've done that, she/he pets you and gives you your reward: a treat! You and your person live on Australia's beautiful Gold Coast, where it's not too hot and not too cold for you. You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Subway, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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