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    Funny cat joke :)

    Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress,
    he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post.

    "Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained
    in no time."

    I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained"
    our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited
    him outdoors to teach him a lesson.

    The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he
    wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.

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    lol typical "human" training!!
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    LOL
    yes cats can trian US so well
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    *snicker, snicker*
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    That's a good one.
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    Naomi - HE HE HE HE!! Well trained husband then?!!

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    that's funny!
    recently i put an old piece of carpet on the door so when eddie
    wants to go to my mom's house he'll scratch the rug instead of the door. the cat knows what it's for but everyone can't figure out why i'd carpet a small part of the door and not the whole thing!


    i was sent this gem today..

    If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
    Oh no - don't give FloppsyLadySally89 any ideas..........
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    lol

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    Who trained whom??

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    lol cats are expert human trainers

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