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  1. 08-08-2012, 03:28 PM #1
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    I was brutally assaulted

    In a pet store today, by a pair of English Mastiffs.

    Those tongues and tails are DANGEROUS! (and more so when I got home and someone realized I had been consorting with other puppies)
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
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  2. 08-08-2012, 03:31 PM #2
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    Ha ha haaa, bet Lady has something to say about it!
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  3. 08-08-2012, 03:51 PM #3
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    I got a full inspection.....only diverted by the moozle I had in my hand.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
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  4. 08-08-2012, 05:57 PM #4
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    I suspect you will still be subject to dark glances this evening, unless she and Patch have so thoroughly attacked that it wiped out all trace of Mastiff pups!
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  5. 08-08-2012, 06:01 PM #5
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    The moozle and the walk(s) took care of the out of joint noses.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
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  6. 08-08-2012, 07:40 PM #6
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    LH, my heart dropped when I saw this thread! I'm glad you and your inspectors are okay What is a moozle?
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  7. 08-08-2012, 07:58 PM #7
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    A moozle is a cow's schnoz turned into a treat for pups:

    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
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  8. 08-09-2012, 07:41 AM #8
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    That is the best kind of assault ever! I was very concerned as well when I saw the title to this thread. Whew!
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