pets letters to Santa

[toughCookie]

Emma told me today, that all the cats will be writing their letters to Santa this coming week. she said that they have all been good little kittycats, and have come up with a list of things they would like to have(see what happens when you let your cats watch tv? commercial!!)
I told her that yes I know theyv'e all been good, MOST of the time.
and as long as there is no more harrassing Callie, and no cat fights, that I will be sure to send the letters to Santa.
I got a peek of the lists, and the top thing on Louise's was the tunnel! hehe. she will have to share!

[catmandu]

i often wonder that if my cats could writ to santa , what they would ask for. That would save me frombuying things that they have no use for, Did anyone else buy a Cat Spa , only to have it sit there , gathering dust. Or kitty tv , which they ignore. Just wondering?

[Vio&Juni]

Juni wrote a few letters to Santa already, all of them saying she is waiting for a new bigger home and a tom to fall in love with.

[rosethecopycat]

Dear Santa,

I would like all the doors in my house to be taken down.

Love,
Snowy

[Logan]

Dear Santa Claws,

My name is Mimi and I am probably too old to be writing to you, but I haven't asked for much over the years. I don't care about toys. And I can always find a place to sleep comfortably. But what about these dogs, especially that new one, Murphy, who is almost as old as me? She likes to chase me! And there is a cat in this house I don't like too. If you can't do anything about getting rid of them, would you consider a big sign, with neon lights, that says "NO DOGS OR BUTTER CATS ALLOWED"? That way, I could have the whole upstairs to myself and they would never be allowed to come up there. And while you're at it, would you please supply me with a huge case of Fancy Feast? I love canned cat food and mom is a bit stingy with it at times. And those blasted dogs like to eat it too!

Merry Christmas, Santa.
Your friend,
Mimi

[Logan]

Dear Santa Claws,

My name is Butter, a/k/a Wonder Butter, Bad Butter, Buddy and some names my mom says I can't mention in public. I have already gotten a new house for Christmas. I think the only thing I lack is a door that I can open and come inside and outside when I want to. Other than that, I am very content and happy. And I have been a good boy, Santa. I know it has been a rough couple of years, but I am changed. Even my mother says I am doing much better now. I haven't bitten anyone, or scratched them, in a long, long time (oops.....my mother is reading over my shoulder and she says, "more like 2 weeks"). Santa, I love eggs, cheese and milk, and also anything my sister, Helen, is eating. Do you think you could send some more dairy products? And please talk my mother into sharing them with me? If you told her, I'm sure she would do it. Have a nice Christmas, Santa. I'll be watching for you to come down the chimney and I'll try not to drink the milk that the little girl leaves out for you, but I can't make any promises.

Love,
Butter

[2kitties]

All my kitties want this year is a Christmas Tree. I'm considering just a wreath this year.

This is their first Christmas and I'm so scared to put up my tree. Anybody have any good advice??

[NoahsMommy]

Dear Santy Claws,

We's all been soooo good this years! We eben let the new kat come in our hows and we is being nice to him. For Christmas, can we have a BIG kat tree? We wood luv one a thoze. We likez to sharpen are clawz on it and climb reals high.

Hope to see yu Christmas morning!

Love, Noah, Noel & Basil

P.S. If we leaves you cheeez, can we get som of thoz catnip miz? We swear we wont attak eech oter. (We sawz the cheeez ida on tv)

Thank yu Santy!!!

[rosethecopycat]

Dear Santa,

This is Mr. Jones and I would like some noodles. I am crazy for noodles.
Also, being that I am the 'ladies man, yeah' I would request some ladies be dropped off at my address.

Santa, thank you for your consideration.


P.S. Snowy is a nawteekat.

[rosethecopycat]

2kitties-

Last year was my first Christmas with my two young boys and we did put up the tree! Remember to keep the light strings up high and NO tinsel! I locked them in a room while we put it up then I let them out. No problem, and Snowy is such an acrobat.

Do try and put one up, remember it will be the first and perhaps the last, but you'll never know unless you try.

[sasvermont]

Dear Santa,

I want my mommie to myself and don't want to share her, so please take away those other two skinny, furry creatures that reside in my house.

Thank you.

Gabe

P. S. I have not been a very good boy this year. Also, please note that I moved to Vermont.

I promise to be good this year coming!

[sasvermont]

Dear Santa,

All I want this year is a door to the greater outdoors - and one that will allow me to come and go as I please. Fat chance, eh?

Merry Christmas Santa.

Love,

Graemer

[sasvermont]

Dear Santa,

I don't want anything this year. I have been a good girl and would rather you give my gifts to some cat more needy. I have all that a cat could possibly need. I love my Mom, my brother and sorta love that new brother that arrived this spring. I especially love my Mom!

Hope you have a good Christmas Santa,

Love to all,

Miley

[RICHARD]

i am dictating this letter to my owner because when i type it looks like this

'jlkjkhjioubnghopi[plomlkhjiyguoikmljk'

for xmas opposable thumbs for the space bar would be nice, but instead, can i have...

a home for all my brothers, sisters and cousins this year?
(or some food and a warm place to sleep-that wouldn't be bad either.)

safe passage on the streets for my relatives who choose to move around the neighborhood?

a softer voice for the other cats when they go a courtin' at night,
sometimes it makes me wake up and i just have to go on patrol.

the chance to jump into grandma's lap and for her not to be scared?

my dad to stay home all day long......

good health to everyone and their kitties on this board

and more treats, eats and feets to sleep on!!!!

thank you

Edward D. Katz


p.s.
and if you have any extra ladies that Mr. Jones doesn't need can you send them my way??.....i am neutered so it's o.k. (dad said so...)

[Edwina's Secretary]

Dear Mr. Claws:

Could you please get the squirrels to stop making fun of me all the time? And the birds to slow down a little bit?

And I suppose I should ask for some new hats. I'm not really crazy about them but they seem to make my mom so happy and she always gives me extra turkey if I let her put one on my head for a little bit ....



Thanks very much and please....don't get the carpet dirty when you come.....

Edwina