Hey there fellow kitties!
A few days ago Meowmie told Soncat that she was going to the mall for a haircut (whatever that is). Well, she came home a few hours later with a brand new vakoom cleaner It took some time but I was able to convince the other one this is my house and it was just too darn loud and kept taking things like food I was saving for a snack later on. Fortunately it got the message and stopped doing anything, it wouldn't even make any noise!
Well, Meowmie spent all afternoon playing with this new toy of hers. Soncat and I couldn't even hear the ballgame this thing is so loud. Then when I checked, this monster not only ate my food, it took all of my beautiful fur that I leave for Meowmie and Soncat when we go on Catmobile trips! This is an outrage!
Fellow kitties, do your Meowmies use these nasty things in your house? Do they take your things too? Something must be done about these vakoom cleaners. What do you think we should do?

Your friend,
Groucho