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Thread: For the rat people- Rat Property Laws

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    For the rat people- Rat Property Laws

    I received this through the post today from a friend of mine. Hope you like.

    RAT PROPERTY LAWS

    1. If I like it, it's mine.

    2. If I've peed on it, it's mine.

    3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

    4. If I had it a while ago, it's mine.

    5. If you've got something larger, it's mine.

    6. If I'm chewing something up, it's mine

    7. If it's in my reach, it's mine.

    8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

    9. If oyu're playing with something and you put it down it automatically becomes mine.

    10. If it's broken or tastes bad, it's yours.

    Last edited by Heather Wallace; 11-01-2002 at 12:31 PM.

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    I love it! So true! My rats seem to think that those are the rules! LOL LOL
    Soar high & free my sweet fur angels. I love you Nanook & Raustyk... forever & ever.


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    That is really cute! I've gotten peed on hundereds of times, so I guess they own me.
    LAURA {Human}, FRANNY {Boxer}, PEANUT, BUSTER, & NIBBLES {Rabbits}



    Thanks Roxyluvsme13!




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    LOL SO TRUE!!! I was eatin chicken last night and melony jumped on my hand and bit a piece off then jumped on the table to eat it. Of course I let her have it, it wasn't that much. But was it funny. The personalitlies they have!

    Ash
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    What a wonderful set of laws. I laughed through the whole thing.
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