Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
* ATD ~ At The Doctor's
* BFF ~ Best Friend Farted
* BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair
* BYOT ~ Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM ~ Covered By Medicare
* CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center
* FWB ~ Friend With Beta Blockers
* FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was
* FYI ~ Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
* GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again
* IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO ~ Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL ~ Living On Lipitor
* OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner
* ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up
* TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder
* WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To?
* WTP ~ Where's The Prunes?
* WWNO ~ Walker Wheels Need Oil
Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing; send the additions back to the person who sent you this so they can update their list.
* NCDCWPH ~ Never confuse denture cream with preparation H
* WIMG ~ Where Is My Glasses