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    Billy the Exterminator

    Anybody watch this idiot? He's such a knob. Last night he told a family that rats only have cartilage so they can slip through tiny cracks. This is a myth as all mammals have normal bones that are attached by cartilage. I was half expecting this guy to say rats can carry rabies, which would be another myth. When he went back to check on his snap traps, supposedly not more than a few days later, one rat was caught by its paw and long dead of starvation.

    The best of all is that he believes with all of his high-school-dropout heart that rats can swim up through your toilet. This is of course if they manage to get a grip on the slippery vertical pvc. Also, the toilet bowl is filled with water, yes, but the sewer pipes are empty until the toilet flushes. There is no grip and no swimming to be had. Then of course there is the question of how the rat is going to gain the footing to make it out of the bowl.
    "There are two things which cannot be attacked in front: ignorance and narrow-mindedness. They can only be shaken by the simple development of the contrary qualities. They will not bear discussion."

    Lord John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton

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    I watch it when I need a good laugh.
    Gayle - self proclaimed Queen of Poop
    Mommy to: Cali (14 year old kitten)
    (RB furbabies: Rascal RB 10/11/03 (ferret), Sami RB 24/02/04 (dog), Trouble RB 10/08/05 (ferret), Miko RB 20/01/06 (ferret) and Sebastian RB 12/12/06(ferret), Sasha RB 17/10/09 (border collie cross), Diego RB 04/12/21

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    Quote Originally Posted by IRescue452 View Post
    Then of course there is the question of how the rat is going to gain the footing to make it out of the bowl.
    Maybe it's one of those Nigerian Six Legged Leaping Rats.

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