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    Earthquake Relief Fund- Los Angeles

    Dear Friend,

    As you may have heard, the Los Angeles area was hit by a magnitude 4.4 earthquake early this morning. As of now we are still gathering reports of all the damage across the area.

    So far, We have had a freeway pothole open up and some of the ice cream bars at a local 7-11 fell over.

    Even the smallest earthquake can put a person on edge-they can lose sleep, become jumpy at the smallest household noise, truck passing on the street or having a beloved pet jump onto the floor.

    The Pet Talkers here in the Greater Los Angeles Area need your help.

    We need alcohol, sleeping pills or cash as we would like to do Vegas and gamble away our tension.

    I have set up a relief fund for the people that REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!

    We need cash to help us get over our frayed nerves-large amounts of it.

    You may have donated to other relief funds -10 dollars- via text messaging or paypal accounts. No need to use the internet to donate.

    PLEASE send 50 and 100 dollar bills-cash only, no checks, money orders or credit cards-we cannot process any electronic donations at the moment.

    Your donations will go a long way to assist the helpless people affected by this small earthquake.

    Thank you!

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    And this request is made in Absolute Confidence and all money transfers will be done through the most secure transactons....

    Oops, had that confused with Mr Umbolu's letter...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post

    I have set up a relief fund for the people that REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!

    Your donations will go a long way to assist the helpless people affected by this small earthquake.
    What Sizes and Colors are the Commemorative T-shirts available in?


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    Is Monopoly money ok ????


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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1 View Post
    And this request is made in Absolute Confidence and all money transfers will be done through the most secure transactons....

    Oops, had that confused with Mr Umbolu's letter...
    You shouldn't say bad things about my mate Mr. Umbolu.
    I've just transferred my life savings to him, so that he can access that 10 million dollars he promised me


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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    You shouldn't say bad things about my mate Mr. Umbolu.
    I've just transferred my life savings to him, so that he can access that 10 million dollars he promised me
    Hey, wait just a second! He promised that money to me!
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    The money is in the mail to ya Richard! You poor thing, TRY to have some fun in Vegas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cinder & Smoke View Post
    What Sizes and Colors are the Commemorative T-shirts available in?

    Black, Sizes SM-XXLT with "I gave to the L.A. Earthquake Fund and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!!!" on the back.



    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    Is Monopoly money ok ????
    I usually send the Monopoly money to the politicians.....


    LB,

    Thanks, I'll put some dollars down for you!

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    There are no small Earthquakes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post

    I usually send the Monopoly money to the politicians.....
    HEY!

    Now THAT's a really good protest idea!

    But I wonder if the Dummie Politicians would get the point?


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    How about some real hot salsa & chips.. At least the salsa will give you some worries..

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    Quote Originally Posted by lvpets2002 View Post
    How about some real hot salsa & chips.. At least the salsa will give you some worries..
    I walked into the store and saw a display of potato chips today.

    Sorry about the crappy pictures but look who wants some!
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    Earthquake Chips? Does that mean they are all crushed up?

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    lol, NO they pretty much intact and taste like they are baked. Not too bad for 99 cents a bag!

    http://californiachips.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medusa View Post
    Hey, wait just a second! He promised that money to me!
    He did ??? I'll split it with you !!!


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