Fall Classes for Women

[wombat2u2004]

I pondered a while about posting this in the PT joke forum, but thought perhaps that most of this is true....so girls....here it is............


FALL Classes for Women
at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, DECEMBER 30, 2010


NOTE: DUE TO THEIR COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat, Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs, beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00PM for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping? -- Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase -- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program--Help Line Support
and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch -- They Make Medicine for PMS -
USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right--Real Life Testimonials!
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[Karen]

Now, now, no playing into stereotypes! I bet I could make an equal number of classes for guys ....

including

Why Figure Skating IS a Sport

Beer is NOT a food group - Scientific Evidence provided

Buying Feminine Products for a spouse will NOT Diminish Your Manhood
(On the contrary, it may enhance it in the eyes of other women)

....

Not that these apply to my own significant other, but ...

[Catty1]

Back atcha, Wom! (I wish # 11 was REAL!!! LOL)

Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

Class 1
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class2
The Toilet Paper Roll—Does it Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes—Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss of Identity—Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How to Find Things—Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch—Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM. Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturdays noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live—Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven—What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

[RICHARD]

Buying Feminine Products for a spouse will NOT Diminish Your Manhood
(On the contrary, it may enhance it in the eyes of other women)

Not necessarily, You still have to explain the phone number on the sales receipt from the gal you met in line at the RiteAid/pharmacy!

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Beer is made from barley!

[wombat2u2004]

Buying Feminine Products for a spouse will NOT Diminish Your Manhood
(On the contrary, it may enhance it in the eyes of other women)

Dunno about that, when we used to buy that stuff as teenagers and tie them to our car radio aerials......it somehow restricted the amount of females who wanted to know us.....hee hee

[wombat2u2004]

Back atcha, Wom! (I wish # 11 was REAL!!! LOL)

Yeah, but the classes I posted are real, yours are just made up. hee hee

[Karen]

Not necessarily, You still have to explain the phone number on the sales receipt from the gal you met in line at the RiteAid/pharmacy!

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Beer is made from barley!

Yeah, and chocolate is made from beans ... doesn't make it good for ya!