*Flat Tyre* & *Taco* Caper...

[Cinder & Smoke]

SmokeMutt here ~

Been a few dayz (happened Sundee nite) - so mebbee I can tell this Tail wiffout Dad gettin too riled up wiffa bad memmuriez...

We wuz motorin back towards da Ranch aftur a nice MomsVille visit wiff GranMom an Antee Nancy (she had hopped a BigBurd an flew in fur a few dayz visit wiff GranMom). Wuz late an Dad got a bad case of da *munchiez*. Wizz'd past a Taco Dinger wiffa litez still on = *WHOOOOA, Kar*!! Dad talkz to da lil talkin box an getz *us* 3 of da Sundee Cheepie Spechulz - the thurty-nine cent krunchie wunz. He paintz wun up wiffa tangy sauce stuff an startz munchin whilst we're motorin on...

Kar startz makin a not-so-phunnie *floppin noize* ! We pullz ober onna paved driveway an he hoppz out ta check. Herd sum Nawtee Wurdz when he spotz da *Flat Tyre*... Den he spotz ME checkin out da left-oberz of Taco #1 = Don'cha DARE! an he hoppz back in an gobbelz it down...

Musta furgot bout Tacos #2 an #3 kuz he getz out wiffa fashlite an startz changin da Tyre... Lotta nawtee wurdz commin frumma frunt uvva kar - so I figgerz he'z not inna mood ta be reminded bout da Tacos gettin kold inna baggie onna frunt seet...

I reechez up an pullz da baggie onna back seet wiff me ~
Jest gonna kurl up wiff em an keep em warm.

Well heck - he gotz THREE of em - he had wun - prolly figgered wun fur me an two fur him - I'z gonna have mine while it'z still warm.

Not havin pozzabul thummz makes it *Reel Differkult* ta un-bag an un-wrap a Taco! But I got er! Nebber had a hole wun all to myself.
*Ummmm, Gud*!
Looked out the winnow a kupla tymes an *smiLLed* at Dad. He *waved* back.

Thunk I herd Taco #3 *shivverin* inna baggie kuz it wuz lonesum an all alone. Kant have dat. Got him out an put him inna tummie wiff nummer two.

*BuRRpp*! Hope I dont get *gass*...

Tyre's dun! Dad hoppz back in an off we go.
Dat'z when he reached fur da Taco Baggie dat izint onna frunt seet ennie more... Uhhh - Oooohhh!

Aftur he got dun *hollerin* - I figgered out he'd planned on more than WUN Taco fur hizzelf . We flew back to Taco Dinger - but da litez wuz off... *Uhhh-Oohhh, agin*!

<Lotta Nawtee Wurdz>

I kurled up rite a-hind hiz seet an gotz reel quiet... He <mumbled> fur twennie minnitz...

I thunk it had all blow'd ober - all quite up frunt inna pilot'z seet...

Then da *gass* problem started...
Must be that **Dawggie*Taco*F@rtz** are extreemly obnoxshus to hungree Daddiez... Kuz after each *pOOt* I hadda lissin to him <squwakin> fur a least 5 milez! !

Aftur we got home - I dint get nuffin fur supper -
Think Cinder got mine...

We all gotz onna BigBed an I thunk all wuz furgiven ~
Dad eben wrapped hiz pawz round me an gimmie a big {hugg}...

<**POOoooot!**>
*GASS attak*
<WHUMMP!>
I'z pushed onna floor so fast I dint knowe wha-happened!

Spent da hole nite makin *bad air* unner da BigBed all by myself .

Memo to self: WUN Taco is prolly enuff...

/s/ Smokey, da TacoMutt

[manda99]

hahaha. that had me laughing ...


Great tale, too bad about that flat tire, the missing tacos and most of all the gas!

Hope the tacos were yummy and worth sleeping off tha big bed for


-manda99-

[Nomilynn]

LOL!!

[Kfamr]

Lmao.

TAco Bell is my fave -=D

[wolf_Q]

LOL that really cracked me up! I love your posts! Hehe I bet those tacos were worth it, huh Smoke? Reggie doesn't even have to eat Tacos to do that! He's quite talented! lol

Glad I'm not the only one having car troubles. I drove to work (Petco) today just fine. When I went to go home after work, my car wouldn't start.......dead....completely. So I had to call my mom. Line was busy, so I had to go and call a friend to get my mom off of the internet. My mom had to drive all the way over there.......tried to jump start the car, wouldn't work. My dad somehow got it to work a little while ago. We think the stupid brake lights won't go off and drained the battery. This is about the 3rd time it's done it in a month. That stupid car is trying to strand me! Now I have to beg for a ride to work tomorrow, lol.

[DoggiesAreTheBest]

Great Story Smokey! And you tell it so well!
Sorry your Daddy had a flat tire, but honestly, did he expect those tacos to just sit there!! Hope the gaseous state passed quickly.

[auggie]

LOL!!!

[Randi]

Hilarious!!

Fister here .... Smokey, how on earth did you manage to time it so well - just after your dad got the taco's, the tire went! Did you push a nail under it while dad bought the taco's? At least he got the bed all to himself most of the night!

Smokey, I bet you won't be offered a taco for a while!

[Cookiebaker]

*LOL*

I'm really sorry your Dad wasn't very happy, smokey, and hopefully he can find the humor in it someday!

[Logan]

Smokey, if your dad ever tells you need to "get a job", I think storytelling will be at the top of your list!!! You did a great job letting us know what happened with the flat tyre and the tacos! You just didn't want dad to have heartburn, did you? Good boy!!

[anna_66]

Smokey, I admire you, just looking out for your dad (& of course the tacos, ya know, so they wouldn't get cold ).
Those taco gassers are the worst
Hope your tummy feels better (no more f@rts!) & hope dad isn't still too upset with you!

[ramanth]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Oh goodness.... I needed that. Oh Phred, I'm so sorry about your flat tire. Naughty Smokey! Eatin' your daddy's dinner.

[manda99]

I just looked at this again and now all I can think is:
Mmmmm... Taco Belllll...

[lovemymaltese]

cute, very cute. Thanks for sharing!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

LOL!!!! Oh, my gosh, Smokey, your story made me laugh so hard my side hurts. I really needed a laugh this morning. Did Cinder get mad because you got tacos and she didn't? Thanks for the tail er tale.