What a treat it is to meet you today Taffy, and to hear all about you. Your mama tells a lovely story about how you came to live with her. I am glad to hear that you take your responsibilities to her seriously and always make sure that she does not sleep in. That is a very important job for a cat, and mama obviously has no complaints about the way you discharge your duty.

I'm willing to bet that you will have a great party today, with catnip, wonderful food, and lots and lots of cuddles. I am delighted to be the first to send you a great big cyber-cuddle this morning. Congratulations, sweetheart!