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    Tasteless or Tasty??

    World's first testicle cookbook

    A Serbian chef has published what he claims is the world's first testicle recipe book.

    The Testicle Cookbook - Cooking With B@lls includes author Ljubomir Erovic's favourite dishes, like testicle pizza and battered testicles.

    The e-book, available for download, comes with handy video guides showing the Serb peeling the skin off testicles and slicing them up into bite-size chunks.

    The ingredients for his testicle pizza recipe include cheese, onion, pepper, bacon and bull's testicles.

    "It's Italian pizza with Serbian b@lls", explains Erovic. The book also contains more cordon bleu recipes, such as calf testicles in wine and testicles with bourgignon sauce.

    "The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites," he said.

    "All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course."

    Erovic, 45, is self-taught in the art of testicle cuisine but his 20 years of "cooking with b@lls" make him a world authority in the field.

    He also organises the World Testicle Cooking Championship, held annually in Serbia since 2004.

    The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With B@lls is published as a multimedia e-Book on yudu.com.

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    I wonder if people think he's nuts?

    Making a mistake when you are married is another way to prepare testes!


    I have eaten tongue and brain and stop right there. My parents have had goat eyes and stuff like that, but I draw the line at the navel. Anything lower?

    No go, from this kid!

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    I dont think I have the *caugh* testicular fortitude to try this cookbook...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJFyrewolf36 View Post
    I dont think I have the *caugh* testicular fortitude to try this cookbook...
    I knew I could count on you for a reply!

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    The author must have had a ball writing it, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Medusa View Post
    The author must have had a ball writing it, though.
    Good One Mary == I just cant stomack the thought of even reading this cook book.. UUKKKKK

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    I bet you would have to spend the family's jewels to get the book......
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    oooo, I'd love to try the recipes but I'm afraid I don't have the right knack.....in fact, I don't have the left one either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slick View Post
    oooo, I'd love to try the recipes but I'm afraid I don't have the right knack.....in fact, I don't have the left one either.
    LOL this just keeps getting better

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    I hope the chef tried putting them in a smoker with hickory or other good stuff.

    "How're they hangin', Chef?"

    "Oh, the boys is gettin' pretty good smoked."

    (sorry, all the good puns had been used. )
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    Well................... I guess it's just like eye, or brain or liver really. People eat those and the Chiness well they have a far more interesting array of foods.
    I guess it's just how you roll.

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    LMAO! Andrew Zimmern from Bizare Foods would love it! He eats anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukedogsmom View Post
    LMAO! Andrew Zimmern from Bizare Foods would love it! He eats anything.
    If it looks good?...


    My you all are a little 'teste' this morning!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    If it looks good?...


    My you all are a little 'teste' this morning!

    Yes, I think they all woke up on the wrong side of the sack this morning....
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    Ya'll are killin' me! Keep it up.

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    I did the right thing by setting you free
    But the pain is very deep.
    If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
    I miss you


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    It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.

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