S'mores or less? Thursday #269

[RICHARD]

Since it's been hellaciously warm lately, how's about a bonfire in the evenings?

Some hot doggies, hamburgers, salads and to top it off....S'mores!


Gonna get the Orc to straighten out some wire hangers.....Where's Mommie Dearest?...for the s'mores.....

I feel like a rum and coke! anyone else?

[Karen]

Wire hangers for s'mores??? Where'd you grow up, the inner city? We used sticks - maple or ash or some other safe wood (not pine or cedar - that'd taste wierd - whatever was growing nearby!

No wires hangers, I'll bring sticks a'plenty, okay?

Large lemonade, please, as it's been hot and at Thursdays, I can drink lemonade, unlike real life, darn lemon allergy!

[slick]

Hey Richard! Sorry but I've had no time for playing these days and haven't been to Thursdays for a bit. W-U-R-K is really busy right now and so are my weekends.

I'd love to just plunk myself down on the big comfy sofa and just chill for a bit. May I have a double BM with a twist of lemon please? I've brought along some veggie burgers because I'm not eating meat these days....at least not when I'm at the dog park!

[RICHARD]

Wire hangers for s'mores??? Where'd you grow up, the inner city? We used sticks - maple or ash or some other safe wood (not pine or cedar - that'd taste wierd - whatever was growing nearby!

No wires hangers, I'll bring sticks a'plenty, okay?

Large lemonade, please, as it's been hot and at Thursdays, I can drink lemonade, unlike real life, darn lemon allergy!

LOL, If they are good enough to get whupped with, you can make s'mores with a wire hanger!

One Large lemonade in exchange for the denuding of vital and valuable resources!!! JUST KIDDING

DONE!

Slick,

I'll put you veggies on and pour you a BM with a twist!

God I havben't had one of those in ages!

DONE!

[Medusa]

Make mine shishkebob w/filet mignon, prosciutto wrapped asparagus on the grill, a crispy salad and a Mike's Hard Lemonade, please.

[Karen]

Richard, I am still having problems imagining roasting marshmallows on wire hangers! Metal conducts heat extremely well! How did you ever insulate your hands?

Sticks also have the advantage that, when the marshmallows have all been toasted, they get thrown in the fire, no clean-up required.

Hmm, anybody seen Lady-pup? She had that whitecoats visit today ...

[RICHARD]

Make mine shishkebob w/filet mignon, prosciutto wrapped asparagus on the grill, a crispy salad and a Mike's Hard Lemonade, please.

LOL, You'll have to twist off the tops to your drinks!

DONE!

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Karen,

These aren't any hands, they are "Mena-Paws".

Oh, slap me now.....

LOLOL,


Urban survival method #26!

The trick to roasting marshmallows on wire hangers is a list of do's and don'ts!


First,
Undo the hanger, straighten it out.
Two,
take the end you will hold and, using your hand as a measure, fold it over twice.
Three,
Place the wire over the fire to burn off the shellac -this does not work for the plastic coated type-only the brown basic kind of hangers.
Four,
The squiggly end of the hanger holds the marshmallow nicely.

The metal doesn't heat all the way to the end you are holding, You actually don't heat the wire long enough to get it heated to your hand and you can reuse the wire as a weiner roaster or fire stick.

But it does heat up far enough where you have to use the 50 percent rule of it's length. Don't grab it past that point - moving away from you. You can put a nice bow in the wire so you control the roast on the 'mallow.



The only problem with using a wire hanger was explaining to people how they ended up with clothes on the closet floor!


DONE!

[RedHedd]

Mmmmmm s'mores! although LOL @ the wire hangar, but that's what us City folks would do.

It's hot here too. What say we get out the squirt guns?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I'll trade you your heat for all the storms and tornadoes we've been having lately!!

The town where I was born (Manhattan, KS) was hit by a tornado last night. The college campus of Kansas State has extensive damage. About 20 mil or so. My dad helped build some of that campus when I was born.
Thankfully no one was hurt there but a small town near there, Chapman, KS had parts that were leveled and two deaths. More storms on the way tonight and tomorrow.

I'll take a smore's (wooden stick for me, please) and a cherry rootbeer!!!

[davidpizzica]

RICHARD, do you have the slushie/cement mixer going?? I can use the biggest cherry slushie you can make! Those 'smores sure smell delicious. I'm a dedicated stick man myself.

[shais_mom]

after dealing with a coworker whose mouth runs like a duck's arse, give me a TALLLLLLLLLL
Malibu and Diet Caffeine Free Coke, please....

[zippy-kat]

Confession 101: I've never ate a smore.

[shais_mom]

Confession 101: I've never ate a smore.

ahhh yes - just something else you have to do when you come back to Po-Dunk!

[RICHARD]

Mmmmmm s'mores! although LOL @ the wire hangar, but that's what us City folks would do.

It's hot here too. What say we get out the squirt guns?

Thank you for taking up for the the Sacred Order of the Mallow and Weiner Roasters!

One squirt gun? DONE!

MOFF,
One Old fashioned S'more -olde fashioned - and cherry root beer!

DONE!


David,

Seement Mixer, Cherry slushie and a Stick S'more.

Done!


Notice, there are sticks to be cut and no Mayor to bless them!


SM,

Malibu and coke and a cork for the duck's arse! Make sure you give Zippy a s'more made with dark chocolate....those suckers ROCK!

DONE!

ZK,
Are you sure you want a S'more?

You'll never be the same after....After your 'First Time' you'll be screaming, "S'more, S'more!"

DONE!


Cyber s'more? DONE!

[shais_mom]

lol
thanks Richard!