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  1. 06-11-2008, 04:48 PM #1
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    Poop Scoop Boogie (thanks, Richard!)

    copied from the first Cat Haiku thread...

    the poop scoopin' boogie
    (apologies to brooks and dunn!)

    in the back of my house, near the wall that's made of rocks
    sits my cat's favorite place, his kitty litter box.
    the cat starts poopin' every night when the sun goes down
    it's got litter, clay, pee pee and poop
    it's where all the cat folk go to do the poop scoopin' boogie

    i've got a good job i work hard for my money
    when it's quittin' time i hit the door runnin'
    i fire up my pickup truck and let the horses run
    i go flyin' down that highway to that hideaway
    stuck back in that room, to do the poop scoopin' boogie
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

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    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

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  2. 06-11-2008, 04:51 PM #2
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  3. 06-11-2008, 05:03 PM #3
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    ROTFLOL! I don't think Brooks & Dunn would mind at all. I wonder if either of them has a kitty?
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    I had forgot about that!

    Let me pop some Tim Mcgraw into the CD player!

    Or some Alan Jackson!!!


    Oh Oh! I just got an idea!

    ---------------

    Sung to the tune of Itty Bitty.

    Again, apologies to Alan Jackson

    Have a little box and little slotted scoop
    You got have a box and little bit of poop!
    It could be cedar or a little bit of clay
    The cat fills it every single day!


    Chorus:
    Little cat with some large turds,
    Colors beyond any old words!
    Might as well scoop, might as well smile
    This old poop will smell in a little bitty while!


    Little bitty can and a little bitty plate
    It’s the food that the little kitty ate
    Don’t be scared and don’t be shocked.
    It will show up in the little kitty box

    CHORUS.


    You know you got a job, to clean the cat box!
    Wear some shoes –don’t wear any socks.
    Scoop some biscuits, then the itty bitty logs
    Keep the poop away from the nosy dogs!

    You have a hubby or maybe a little wife
    They won’t scoop poop, not or your life!
    It’s not the ideal or what you want to dream
    It’s all part of the kitty litter scene!

    Chorus!
    Last edited by RICHARD; 06-12-2008 at 04:41 PM. Reason: 24 minutes of parody! and a revision
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  5. 06-11-2008, 06:43 PM #5
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    What a riot! I found myself singing it right along with the melody. Very clever! I bet you could have a good time with Brad Paisley's "Mud on the Tires!" LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pam View Post
    What a riot! I found myself singing it right along with the melody. Very clever! I bet you could have a good time with Brad Paisley's "Mud on the Tires!" LOL!
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    I MADE THE POOP SCOOP BOOOGIE EASIER I USE AN OLD SPATULA TO GET INTO THE CORNERS WHERE THEY ALL AIM, TO GET THE GREAT MASSES OF HARDENED LITTER THAT USUALLY TAKE A HERCULEAN EFFORT TO REMOVE!!
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    At Cassie's house the Poop Scoop Boogie occurs (among other times) about 15 minutes after I empty, wash and refill the litter pan. Never fails.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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  9. 06-12-2008, 03:33 PM #9
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    HELP! You know when you get a song stuck in you head?! Well, mine is now Poop Scoop Boogie!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pam View Post
    "Mud on the Tires!" LOL!
    LOL!!

    I can't wait to see what Richard comes up with!
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    ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!! Doing Groucho's box will never be the same again!!!
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