I happened to be taking some trash out when I saw I had a visiting garter snake come through the fence from my neighbor's yard. I went in to get my camera (and block off the dog door) so I could document his adventure.
"Hello..."
"Have you seen my girlfriend?"
"Is she over here?"
"Is she under here?"
"Wait.. I think she's over here."
"Ahha! I found her!"
"Hello sweetheart"
"Our patterns match so well"
(a few more)
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