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    A kitten joke

    Received this in an email this morning. Enjoy:


    As chaplain in a university residence hall, I am supposed to uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on pets. That changed when a kitten adopted me.

    The freshmen in my dorm kept my secret. They covered for me by calling my kitten "the Book," since I had so many in my room.

    One morning I was leaving the dorm with the kitten in a carrier. A student stopped me and asked, "Where are you taking the Book?"

    I explained that I was taking the kitten to the vet. "She's getting neutered today," I told him.

    "Hmmm," the student responded, "no sequels."



    A University chaplain said she's getting neutered? LOL
    Blessings,
    Mary



    "Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medusa View Post


    A University chaplain said she's getting neutered? LOL

    Neutered actually can mean either a male or female being altered. Castrated is the "proper" term for fixing boys...

    Cute joke.


    *Thanks Ashley*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelteez2 View Post
    Neutered actually can mean either a male or female being altered. Castrated is the "proper" term for fixing boys...

    Cute joke.
    Then I stand corrected. Thank you.
    Blessings,
    Mary



    "Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11

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    That was funny!
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    Did the vet have her 'paged'?

    That was cute!
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