I been having the sneezies for a cuple of days. Nothing new! I have allergies. My nosie was all runny last night so much I snorted lots. Mawmee told me if I weren't better today, she was callin the doktor. I didn't eat brewfst and she called the doktor like she promised. I was grabbed and stuffed into the cat carry box. We zoomed to the vets. (I hate the way mawmee drives and yelled all the way to make sure she knew I was not happy). Do you know what the doktor did? She stuck a glass ruler up my bum!!! Now really!! Said I had no fever and seemed glad about that. Then she gave me a SHOT. THEN poked a big old pill down my froat!!! She even gave mawmee some to take home so she can poke them down my froat for days!!!
It wasn't all bad. Everybody telled me how handsome I am and how big. One lady said she hoped I was pregnant. Mawmee said, "I hope he isn't! I want a refund on his neutering job if he is!" I fooled them though, I lost a whole pound since I was there last time. I only weigh 13 1/2 pounds now.
Mawmee said we can have tuna for lunch and I can have some. The doktor told us that the reason I weren't eating was I was so stuffed up I can't smell my food. Cats need to smell their food to eat. Ain't that somethin? My birfday is the 31st and Mawmee said she wants me to feel good so I can enjoy it. Thanks for readin' my story!![]()
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