Recall Notice

[NicoleLJ]

*RECALL NOTICE
*

*The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named
Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed 'Subsequential Internal
Non-Morality,' or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily
expressed.

Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most
generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of
these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus,
into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is,
Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will
have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

* 'GOD'
*
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by *_'kneemail'._*



Got this in an email too. lol Hope you all enjoy.
Nicole & Ronan

[DrKym]

Nikki I adore you but as I believe in god/ddes and not that Jesus saved me in anyway but was an amazing rabbi similar to Solomon. I don't think this applies to all of us!


Kiss the babies for me and remember to each his own and we none of us will know until we are dead!

[NicoleLJ]

I know. It wasn't ment to ofend anyone as I beleive we are all entitled to our own beliefs or non - beliefs. I just found it amusing and thought others might as well.
Nicole & Ronan

[Hellow]

Cool!

[K9karen]

Regardless of my beliefs, it was really sweet and very clever.

[Alysser]

Wow, you DON'T know how true that is.

[jenluckenbach]

Regardless of my beliefs, it was really sweet and very clever.

Yes, it certainly is both sweet AND clever. I like it!