Thursday #234 - Open that door!

[gini]

Who was here last? You locked up and didn't leave the key in the hidden spot.

Oh oh, I see Mario through the window and he is jumping up and down with a ring of keys in his hand. Wouldn't you know it? He loves shiny things.

Mario - sweety - open the door please!

[Lady's Human]

is the L+F still plastered over?

[RICHARD]

Oh this reminds me of that Mc Cartney song that has made it's way into that stupid commercial...


Someone's knocking at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
Someone's knocking at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
Do me a favor, open the door and let 'em in

Sister Susie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil 'n' Don
Brother Michael, Auntie Gin
Open the door, let 'em in, yeah


I have my 6 in 1 tool, I'll get to work on the L&F door ASAP.

[davidpizzica]

is the L+F still plastered over?

I think it is, LH. I can see it through the window. Now how am I going to get Orc's remote out?

[Killearn Kitties]

Look, it's really getting quite cold out here. If Mario won't give us the keys, does anyone have a brick to break the glass?

[DrKym]

No bricks but I do have a few cinderblocks from the block wall we are taking down? will that work?

Mario I have grapes here if you give the keys and open the door you can have them all!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No bricks but I do have a few cinderblocks from the block wall we are taking down? will that work?

Mario I have grapes here if you give the keys and open the door you can have them all!

And I'll add cherries to that bribe er offer too!!!

[slick]

I have my 6 in 1 tool,

OH RICHARD, come on over here, you big bad boy!!!! Just look at that mighty tool!!! Can I hold it??? Do firemen have those??? **snickers**

[Dorothy39]

Mercy Slick!!!! ( Somebody here has to slap her face~)Oh Geesh~ Pardon me~ ~ I'm doing one of those OMG"S

Yooo-Hoooo, M-a-r-i-o,(speaking ever so sweetly) Yeah, you can see us too honey. Yeah, we can see those shiney keys, they're really pretty,(okay guys,we have to resort to cinderblocks )

We'll need those grapes and cherries girls, he's going to be in shock

[gini]

OH RICHARD, come on over here, you big bad boy!!!! Just look at that mighty tool!!! Can I hold it??? Do firemen have those??? **snickers**

(I think I will leave this one alone )

Mario - you little darlin' - look, you unlocked the door for us! (grab those keys guys!).

It is after 1 pm and I am very thirsty and hungry too. I brought some fresh tuna salad - wheat bread - mayo - lettuce - tomato - let me make up a batch of sandwiches.

O.K. - time to take the picture off the wall - peel off the plaster and open up that L&F - I hate to even think about what got locked up in there.

[DrKym]

OH MYYYYYY who is going to clean up this plaster?

Yes mario you can have the grapes.......Oh David i'm sorry didnt meant to step on your foot! but this orange cat just ran past!

Gets a broom will the sandwiches are being made *starts to sweep up this plaster* (did anyone else hears the noises from the L&F??

[momoffuzzyfaces]

And Mario, here are the cherries I promised you along with some blueberries. That should keep him mum for a while.

The sandwiches sound good. Fix me up please along with a cherry vanilla coke.

[Dorothy39]

Yes Mam, er Gini, those sandwiches sure do sound good!!!!

Lord have mercy, blueberries too Moff!!!!!!!My Gosh, I have to taste some of that Cherry Vanilla Coke too!!!

[RICHARD]

It's not the size of the tool
But the ability of the fool!


http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/6d98/

Let me start on some sandwiches for you patient people!

I have had the hankering for anything on sour rye and pickles!

DONE?

[DrKym]

OH RICHARD how about a Rueben? m with a nice cold dark beer? and garlic dills?