Last night, I was resting my beautiful body demurely on the carpet in the unlighted bedroom. It was VERY restful for my poor, tired eyes. Then all of a sudden my Meowmy BURST into the dark room and steppied right on me! Ye-ouchies! I screamed, it was SO unexpected and it hurtied, too. I fink Meowmies should turn onna light when they go inna rooms and stop these tragedies afore they start! BAD MEOWMY, bad, bad Meowmy. I been curled up in the bedroom fleece cat-cup composing letters to the ASPCA all night. Got widdle bags under my eyes... Hoomans need to show MORE Consideration of Kitty Cat needs. Sheesh!

Does anyone here agree?


Shaken, unnerved, and very tired,
Livvy (Lady Olivia d'Flufferuni)