The Outhouse needs fixin' !!!!!

[wombat2u2004]

THE OUTHOUSE NEEDS FIXIN'

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers
out....'Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!'
Pa replies 'There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse.
Ma yells back 'Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.

So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse looks around and yells
back, 'Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!

Ma replies 'Stick yur head in the hole!
Pa yells back 'I ain't stickin my head in that hole!'

Ma says 'Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what
to fix.'

So with that Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around
and yells,
'Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!'

Ma hollers back 'Now take your head out of the hole!'
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole then starts
yelling 'Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet
seat!'

To which Ma replies 'Hurt's don't it?!'

[anna_66]

Thanks for the much needed laugh this morning!

[Laura's Babies]

Darn! Don't you hate it when that happens?

[wombat2u2004]

Darn! Don't you hate it when that happens?

Dunno....never caught my beard in it before ...HAH !!!!
Wom

[jackmilliesmom]

Ow Ow Ow ooooh ow ahhhhh yep absolutely hate that - John get out and fix that toilet NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lvpets2002]

OUCH ouchy.. Lets get out the razor & strap..

[critter crazy]

He he he he he he!!!

[lvpets2002]

Oh now Maggie this is too much!! I am still laughing..

[wombat2u2004]

He he he he he he!!!

Is that you in there CC ????? LOLOLOL
Wom

[Blue_Frog]

Its ironic that you should post this. The outhouse seat at the cottage got a wicked crack in it, and then bit my sister in the backside before before breaking in two.

I have a new toilet seat in the back of my escape, so when I go up north this weekend I can do some much needed repairs to the loo.

[wombat2u2004]

Its ironic that you should post this. The outhouse seat at the cottage got a wicked crack in it, and then bit my sister in the backside before before breaking in two.

I have a new toilet seat in the back of my escape, so when I go up north this weekend I can do some much needed repairs to the loo.

BUT Blue Frog.
What happens if you are really busting to go, and you just HAVE to go before you repair the old seat ????
Hmmmmmmm ?????
Wom

[Blue_Frog]

BUT Blue Frog.
What happens if you are really busting to go, and you just HAVE to go before you repair the old seat ????
Hmmmmmmm ?????
Wom

Squat and aim and dont fall down the hole

[critter crazy]

Wom, I found this one, and couldnt resist!!!

[wombat2u2004]

Wom, I found this one, and couldnt resist!!!

Hehehehe....I've seen that before with MANAGEMENT up top and EMPLOYEES down the bottom.....LOLOL
Wom