Brad Paisley- Ticks

[sparks19]

Anyone heard this song?

LOL this guy cracks me up. Makes me wonder what he said to his wife the first time he asked her out lol.

Every time you take a sip
In this smoky atmosphere
You press that bottle to your lips
And I wish I was your beer
In the small there of your back
Your jeans are playing peekaboo
I'd like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo.

Hey that gives me an idea
Let's get out of this bar
Drive out into the country
And find a place to park.

'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks.

I know the perfect little path
Out in these woods I used to hunt
Don't worry babe I've got your back
And I've also got your front
Now, I'd hate to waste a night like this
I'll keep you safe you wait and see
The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there is me.

You know every guy in here tonight
Would like to take you home
But I've got way more class than them
Babe that ain't what I want.

'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks.

You never know where one might be
There's lots of places that are hard to reach
I gotcha.

I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you baby way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks.

I'd sure like to check you for ticks...

[Kfamr]

I love Brad Paisley.
We have this same discussion on a dogs only forum I'm a member of. I started changing the song into dog lyrics. I sang it to Kiara a few times, telling her I'd like to check her for ticks.

everytime you take a slurp
in this water bowl right here
you get in my face and burp
and i wish i wasn't so near
and in the corner in the backyard
you keep playing peekaboo
but i wish you'd just come inside
and quit playing with that piece of poo

[JenBKR]

I think that song is hilarious. I saw an interview with him where he said he wanted to do a song that no one else could do, and I think he did it! I love his funny songs, he's really got a knack for them.

[RICHARD]

I heard that song for the first time yesterday...

I think I'll use that as the theme for the next Thursday's!

Thanks!

[Pam]

Oh my gosh, I love Brad Paisley!! I love anything he sings but I have to admit that song made me laugh out loud the first time I heard it on the radio. My grandson (age 5) is also a HUGE Brad Paisley fan and we are planning to see him in concert in August.

This next song is from his Time Well Wasted album and it is one of my favorites too! Richard you might enjoy this one too.


"You Need A Man Around Here"

You've sure got a real nice place
So don't take this the wrong way
But I can tell by your decorating taste
You've been alone too long
You've got more candles than a midnight mass
That fancy mirror adds a touch of class
But do you know how good a mounted bass
Would look there on that wall

[Chorus]
You need a man around here
You can't do it all by yourself
To me it's painfully clear
That you could use a little help
Someone to kill the spiders
Change the channel and drink the beer
Seems to me that you sure need
A man around here

Thumbing through your stack of magazines
I don't see a Maxim or Field and Stream
I haven't been in a room this clean
Since they took my appendix out
Well you've gotta be kidding me
Don't tell me that thing is your TV
My laptop's got a bigger screen
Baby, there ain't no doubt

[Repeat chorus]

Someone to kill the spiders
And by the way, you're out of beer
Seems to me that you sure need
A man around here
Yeah, it seems to me that you sure need a man around here.

[.sarah]

Oh my gosh, I love Brad Paisley!! I love anything he sings but I have to admit that song made me laugh out loud the first time I heard it on the radio. My grandson (age 5) is also a HUGE Brad Paisley fan and we are planning to see him in concert in August.

Brad Paisley is GREAT in concert!! Listen out for his toilet seat song - he only plays it in concert and it's hilarious!! I've seen him twice now and would see him again if he came close enough. I love him!

[Pam]

Brad Paisley is GREAT in concert!! Listen out for his toilet seat song - he only plays it in concert and it's hilarious!! I've seen him twice now and would see him again if he came close enough. I love him!

I'll have to remember to take my lamp shade too! LOL!

[.sarah]

I'll have to remember to take my lamp shade too! LOL!

Yeah! The last time I saw him "Alcohol" had just come out and there were quite a few people there with lamp shades. If I remember correctly they were selling them too, haha.

[Pam]

Brad is going to be on Good Morning America this Friday. I have to tape it because I'll be working. Also, I think it is on Father's Day he will be performing in a concert on GAC. Drat the luck! Our cable doesn't have GAC!

[cmayer31]

I chuckle every time I hear this song. It gets a lot of air time here and the first time I heard it was actually on a rock station's morning talk show; they were laughing so hard and loved it too.