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    Why I am still single....

    Once upon a time , a I ask a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said NO!! And then I lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and far*ed whenever I wanted! The End....

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    Ahahahah! That is hilarious Gave me a great laugh! You definately know how to live And I mean it!


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    I wish I had been as wise.

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    Oh hell I just hire a maid , have him make my tinis and fa*t anyways!
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    My sister sent me that in a email today.... said she heard it and immediately thought about ME!

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
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    hahaha that's Hilarious!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laura's Babies
    My sister sent me that in a email today.... said she heard it and immediately thought about ME!
    Laura, being an old bachelor, I'm that wise!!

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    Why I am still single

    Oh WoW Laura I thought you were talking about me.. Yup I can do all of that high living too.. I know thats why I am still single..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow
    Oh hell I just hire a maid , have him make my tinis and fa*t anyways!
    LOL ... I agree! Who would bring me scotch while i sit at the computer?

    Also, since we're on an "OH NO!Fa*t" theme... if i was single, who would i accidently dutch oven in my sleep?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marigold2
    I wish I had been as wise.
    Me Too!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laura's Babies
    Once upon a time , a I ask a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said NO!! And then I lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and far*ed whenever I wanted! The End....
    Well I'm glad you never married me....with all of this far*ing going on !!!!!
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    That is very funny. I'm lucky, though...the only thing I can't do is fart whenever I want. But, I'm more of a belcher, anyway.
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    Why I am still single

    Your a What A Belcher.. Oh my this is getting too ..
    Quote Originally Posted by finn's mom
    That is very funny. I'm lucky, though...the only thing I can't do is fart whenever I want. But, I'm more of a belcher, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lvpets2002
    Your a What A Belcher.. Oh my this is getting too ..



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