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  1. 03-13-2007, 08:56 PM #1
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    St Patrick's Day Joke....

    What's Irish and stays out all night?????????
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  2. 03-13-2007, 09:01 PM #2
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  3. 03-13-2007, 09:02 PM #3
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  5. 03-14-2007, 04:32 AM #5
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    You're doing well Phred if you only had to read it twice.

    Hysterical. My mum will love it.
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  6. 03-14-2007, 05:49 AM #6
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  7. 03-14-2007, 06:02 AM #7
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    Good one!!!!!!!!!
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  8. 03-14-2007, 06:29 AM #8
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    That was a really good one!!! I love hearing ones i've never heard before!!
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  9. 03-14-2007, 08:13 AM #9
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    Got me! Ihad to re read until I 'got' it.

    Yup, very good!
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  10. 03-14-2007, 08:35 AM #10
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    LOL!! I've never heard that one before. Brilliant!
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    haha that was great
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  12. 03-14-2007, 09:40 AM #12
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    hee hee I have to send that to my brothers & sister.
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  13. 03-14-2007, 09:52 AM #13
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    THAT IS HYSTERICAL!
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  14. 03-14-2007, 12:19 PM #14
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    I wonder if she's married to Paddy??
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    *giggle* That's a classic for sure! I love being Irish this time of year...

    Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into an Irish gas station.

    An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya".

    As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things my, son?" asks the attendant.

    "They're called tees," replied Tiger.

    "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.

    "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

    "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working for BMW think of everything!"
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