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    Marriage

    A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.
    When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
    painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had. She went on
    and on, neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and


    unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

    Finally, after allowing this to continue for a length of time, the therapist got up,



    walked around the desk, asked the wife to stand, and embraced and kissed her passionately.

    The woman quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

    The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her
    off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."




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    ROFL!!!!

    Thanks for that one!
    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

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    OOPS!!! LOL!!!
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    Too Funny!!!

    ((Edit my smiles didn't show) )

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    Funny!!!!!
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    OMG didn't see that one coming! Thanks for the morning laugh!
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    HA HA HA!!! That is great!!!
    Our goal in life should be - to be as good a person as our dog thinks we are.

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