Let's have fun - Thursdays #201

[gini]

Trouble maker that I am - I am opening the bar!

Let's clean this place up - there are grass skirt leaves all over the place and dead flowers and a few very crumpled umbrellas from the drinks.

This week we are 'TASTING' What is it that you have never tasted before and would like to try?

Mario says he goes first - he wants a banana milkshake! Wouldn't you know?

[dukedogsmom]

I've always wanted to try a chocolate martini. Now doesn't that look divine?
http://www.cocktailtimes.com/original/top_amarula.gif
Maybe I'll have a banana milkshake, too. Maybe we should get some good things like stuffed potato skins to go with the sweet things.

[Marigold2]

Whisky sour

[slick]

Did someone say Chocolate Martini??? Here is Sara's Don making one when I was down there a year ago. I took one sip and could tell it was too much for me. I don't like sweet things anyway but given a different circumstance (if I hadn't had those slushies first ), I probably could have stomached it.

Me?? I've always wanted to try a Zombie. Isn't that one of those drinks with many different types of rum?? One Zombie please to see me through the next couple of days.

Thanks for opening up the bar Gini. Gee, was that a year ago already??? Seems like yesterday.

[gini]

Wow! Leave the bar for a minute or two and the requests start pouring in.

Scramble, scramble, mix, shake, stir................

For DDM - a chocolate martini
For Marigold - a whisky sour
For Slick - One Zombie (watch out, you talk funny after having one of these)

Having a chocolate martini made by Don with Godiva chocolate liqueur -----
well, you just had to be there. It is a one way ticket to heaven.

[animal_rescue]

New in here and feel free to kick me out if I'm not doing this right. If possible I would love a non-alcoholic chocolate martini please.

[gini]

New in here and feel free to kick me out if I'm not doing this right. If possible I would love a non-alcoholic chocolate martini please.

You are more than welcome here..........but we do have one rule - you must tell one good, clean joke and then you are a full member entitled to all of the benefits of the bar (which are???? )

But to welcome you - here is your non-alcoholic chocolate martini.............
It is Hershey's syrup with soda water and a splash of sweet and sour.

[slick]

**hics**
Shay, dat Zshombeee wazsh reeel good. **hic**
Mish Gini you make one heck of a drinkypoo......**hic**

I shink I'll jusht take dat sheet ober dere......**oops** shorry Mario...didn't mean to knock you ober.

**plop**

[wombat2u2004]

**hics**
Shay, dat Zshombeee wazsh reeel good. **hic**
Mish Gini you make one heck of a drinkypoo......**hic**

I shink I'll jusht take dat sheet ober dere......**oops** shorry Mario...didn't mean to knock you ober.

**plop**

LOLOLOL
Wombat

[animal_rescue]

Umm ok here goes!

Why did the ghost go to the movies by himself?

.....

Because he didn't have no body!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[gini]

Very good joke! You are now a lifetime member.

And Wombat, I would make it for you, but I don't know what a LOLOLOL is.

Aw look at Slick - curled up over there with Mario - and look, he is going through her purse!

[dukedogsmom]

And now Mario has her lipstick Mario, it's not nice to draw on people's faces like that.

[wombat2u2004]

Very good joke! You are now a lifetime member.

And Wombat, I would make it for you, but I don't know what a LOLOLOL is.

Aw look at Slick - curled up over there with Mario - and look, he is going through her purse!

A joke ??? Awwwww ok then.
An Aussie one.

A Texan was on holidays in Australia, siteseeing from a coach driving through the outback. In his usual loud voice he was commenting on the cattle and sheep that he saw.
"My Garrrrd...they ain't cattle....we got longhorns three times that size, and what ??? You caaaall them sheep ??? We got sheep six times that big."
Just then a kangaroo hopped by the coach, and looking in amazement the Texan said " Whaaaat on earth is thaaaat??"
An Aussie sitting next to him replied " That ??? Don't you know a mouse when you see it ??"

There....can I be a life member now ????
Wombat

[DrKym]

Wombat you already were!!

I would like an Irish coffee to start the day off...............well Jasper is off today so I may not actually start the day. I may stay in jammies and veg with him all day!!!

[Ceph]

mmm, Irish Coffee...that sounds nice...never had one of those before...but I think I would have to go with hot wine ....nothing better for the mornings.