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Thread: A beast, a breast and a boob?

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    A beast, a breast and a boob?

    Dreaming is one of my passions.

    I love to go to sleep and have a wonderful dream.

    I was having a dream when I started to have this pain in my chest.

    There are times when outside influences have an effect on a dream.

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    In my dream I feel that there is pressure on my chest.

    I stop and tell my Dream-mates that something is wrong..

    In my dream I tell myself that I am having some kind of chest pains and I cannot move.

    In a flash I wake up and find that Edward has latched his claws into the skin above my left breast.

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    Awake, I find that the Edster has two paws and claws in my skin, with the rear pair of feet resting on my stomach.

    Yes,

    IT HURTS!

    No, I am O.K.

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    The Beast?

    Ed...

    The breast??

    Mine!

    The boob!

    You figure it out!

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    Did you immediately rush to the PC to tell us this story at 1 o'clock in the morning, or was it last night? Do you think you will fare any better tonight? Ed may have plans!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties
    Did you immediately rush to the PC to tell us this story at 1 o'clock in the morning, or was it last night? Do you think you will fare any better tonight? Ed may have plans!

    LOL,


    Well,
    After turning on the light, checking for blood, apologizing to the Edster for chasing his arse off the bed......

    Do you think I have time to post?


    I am too busy laughing!

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    What is it with dreams today??? I had a VERY explicit dream this morning. Woke up in a total fog and wrote it down. (I always write my dreams down)

    The dream, the pain are self-explanatory.

    The boob??? Were you breast fed by any chance??? Weaned too early perhaps??

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    I'd be looking for Eds' dream journal!!!!!

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    LOL, yes I have to say Ed's dream journal might make a good read too.

    From Decker with Love

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    Mr Scrappy used to perch on my chest, and nuzzle my neck.
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    Try being a woman and having a claw in your nipple..... ...not that men don't have nipples...it's just that.....oh, shut up slick....
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    Why is it that I have this impression that the Edster sits around during the day plotting

    "now, what can I do to him tonight"

    Eddie's journal - oh, wouldn't we all love to get ahold of that?

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    Slick,

    Try being a woman and having a claw in your nipple..... ...not that men don't have nipples...it's just that.....oh, shut up slick
    ROFLMAO!!!! I needed a good laugh. Thanks for providing one.

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
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    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!

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    I have had my nipples clawed already, thank you!

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    A beast, a breast and a boob?

    Quote Originally Posted by slick
    Try being a woman and having a claw in your nipple..... ...not that men don't have nipples...it's just that.....oh, shut up slick....
    I am still laughing & will be all day = Great one guys..

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