cheer me up!!

**mel55smiles** · 05-30-2002, 09:59 PM

ne1 got some good jokes?? i need some cheering up.. or maybe i just need to talk to some1?

**Sara luvs her Tinky** · 05-30-2002, 10:04 PM

This is my favorite joke.....

knock knock....
who's there....
impatient cow....
impatient cow whMOOOOO

Get it..... the impatient cow interrupted the punchline............................

**mel55smiles** · 05-30-2002, 10:13 PM

hee haha that was funny thanxxx!!
got one

your not a blonde are you??

oh well i act like one!!

why can't blondes make koolade?
they can't fit two cups of water in that little envelope

**Sara luvs her Tinky** · 05-30-2002, 10:14 PM

**LOL**LOL**
actually I am a blonde.... but that was a cute joke!!

**mel55smiles** · 05-30-2002, 10:17 PM

sorry.. but hey i aactl ike thats

05-31-2002, 07:40 AM

A rich jetsetter is talking to the police , after his major accident ..
Oh sir , my Calvin Clein , my Calvin Clein , ............!
Be happy you are still alive !! we had to saw you out ! Isn't much good left of the car !!!!
Oh oh , my ferrari , my sweet sweet ferrari .............
Don't you nag that much sir , says the police-officer . Be happy you are not hurt to much ; you've only lost your left arm ..!
Oh oh my Rolex , my Rolex , my sweetest Rolex ...!