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  1. 08-19-2006, 07:01 PM #1
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    Murder, fruit salad and a Dance competition.

    This morning I assaulted the Edster.

    I toosed him into the shower with me..

    MEOW.
    (SOMEONE IS KILLING ME!)


    MEOW.

    Dude, mellow out.....I'm getting wet too.

    (SOMEONE IS KILLING ME!)


    Here a little tropical hair shampoo.....


    MEOW.

    (SOMEONE IS KILLING ME!)


    Here let's work up some lather....


    MEOW.
    (SOMEONE IS KILLING ME!)


    Let me rinse you off and I'll finish with my shower..



    MEOW.

    (No thanks, I'll let myself out of the tub....)

    There finished....


    Ed?


    MEOW.

    Now I'm going to have to do the hokey pokey for the rest of the day.


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    No harm came to any animals during the telling of this story.

    After 5 hours the Edster is still damp, he won't let me pick him up,

    He's set the record for the Hokey Pokey....you put your rear paw in and you shake it all about...

    And I have been given the Stink Eye for most of those 5 hours...

    And he smells like a Fruit Salad....

    But Darn, that dude sure can DANCE!
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  2. 08-19-2006, 07:05 PM #2
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    The Thought of you and Edster in the Shower is hilarious Richard, but your posts are always entertaining.
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  3. 08-19-2006, 07:11 PM #3
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    Richard ~ I thought the murder part would be your death. The Edster didn't scratch you bloody? I'd need stitches if I tried something like that.
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    I suspect some Kevlar was involved, or Richard's skin is now more perforated than before ...
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    Not one drop of blood was shed!

    I think that Ed put all of his effort into alerting the nieghbors that a crime was being commited.


    Plus, when you smell of tropical fruits, people tend not to take your menacing seriously!

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  6. 08-19-2006, 11:15 PM #6
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    I can't take this anymore!!! My face and sides are still hurting!!

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  7. 08-19-2006, 11:40 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    This morning I assaulted the Edster.

    I toosed him into the shower with me..

    MEOW.
    (SOMEONE IS KILLING ME!)


    MEOW.

    Dude, mellow out.....I'm getting wet too.

    (SOMEONE IS KILLING ME!)


    Here a little tropical hair shampoo.....


    MEOW.

    (SOMEONE IS KILLING ME!)


    Here let's work up some lather....


    MEOW.
    (SOMEONE IS KILLING ME!)


    Let me rinse you off and I'll finish with my shower..



    MEOW.

    (No thanks, I'll let myself out of the tub....)

    There finished....


    Ed?


    MEOW.

    Now I'm going to have to do the hokey pokey for the rest of the day.


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    No harm came to any animals during the telling of this story.

    After 5 hours the Edster is still damp, he won't let me pick him up,

    He's set the record for the Hokey Pokey....you put your rear paw in and you shake it all about...

    And I have been given the Stink Eye for most of those 5 hours...

    And he smells like a Fruit Salad....

    But Darn, that dude sure can DANCE!

    OH MY GOD!!! You have me laughing sooo hard that tears are stinging my eyes, forcing me to back space!!!! the hokey pokey did it!!!! You are a god send on Pet Talk!!!!!
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  9. 08-20-2006, 06:10 AM #9
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    If I tried that, it would resemble the shower scene from Psycho, and the blood would not be from a cat.
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    For some reason I think you smelling of tropical fruit salad is as hilarious as thinking of the Edster. At least Eddie- whether he likes it or not- looks like a cat princess
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  11. 08-20-2006, 06:34 AM #11
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    HAHAHAHA!! oh wow, richard!! that was HILARIOUS!! this is as good as your haiku!! i'd say you should've taken pictures, but a picture of your poor kitty angered and smelling like a fruit salad is more than enough!! i think if you had pix, i'd probably hurt myself from laughing so hard!!

    and you are a great writer! that was FANTASTIC!
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  12. 08-20-2006, 08:38 PM #12
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    Ed says he is plotting his revenge with beef flavoured tooth paste!
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  13. 08-20-2006, 10:28 PM #13
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    He must have taught my kitties a thing or two about "alerting" the surrounding area of the crimes of hoomans!!

    Ed should get over it...maybe some creative bribing will help?
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