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    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

    This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold
    water to clean.
    John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded,
    rural area of Georgia.
    After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's
    grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed
    a film-like substance on his plate and questioned his grandfather
    asking, "Are these plates clean?"
    His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them.
    Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"
    For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about
    the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that
    looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"
    Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I
    don't want to hear another word about it!"
    Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he
    was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let
    him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".
    Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching
    on TV, the old man shouted...

    "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"
    "All It Takes For The Forces of EVIL to Rule Is For Enough GOOD People TO DO NOTHING!"

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    excellent! thank you! I needed that laugh!

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    Aww, lol! That is so cute, thank you for sharing!
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    Lol!!!!!!!
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    ROTFL!



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    Ya mean there's something wrong with having a canine dishwasher?

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    Too funny! lmao!
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    LOL, that is great!
    Jessica

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    Hahahaha!! Thanks for sharing!

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    Looked like they were spit-shined, eh?

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    LOL! too funny!
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    Hahah! That's a good one!

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    LOL that's great!

    Kristen & the Dynamutts...

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    hahahaha!!! This is good!

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