Dear Diary,

It is very hot here. This morning Blondie went out on the balcony to water her plants. I followed her out there as I like to sit there. Usually, she leaves the screen open for me to get back in.

She didn't see me go out there. I was under the chair. I didn't realize she would shut the door and LEAVE!!!! Air conditioning/smair conditioning....what about me???????

She was gone for HOURS!!! She came home and thought I was sleeping somewhere. After a while she went to her room and saw me ....AT LAST!!!!

Good thing I had shade to sit in. She felt so terrible I got a bunch of tuna right away. HH missed me so she chased me around and hit me a couple of times. That was so nice!

So.....I've learned my lesson....(not!)

Contritely,

Eddie