How to tell if your a dog..

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If

you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills

If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give time,

If you can overlook others taking things out on you when,

through no fault of your own, something goes wrong

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can face the world without lies or deceit,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,



Then

you're actually a dog.