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Thread: I think I'll chew my arm off next time.

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    I think I'll chew my arm off next time.

    Someone had the line about Mohammed cutting off the sleeve to his robe because he didn't want to disturb the sleeping cat.


    So what do I do If the cat's asleep on my arm?


    Three times in the last week I have let the Edster creep into bed and in a minute he is asleep on my arm.

    The other day we fell asleep and I woke up two hours later with him still on my arm....Of course it was about 45 minutes before I got the feeling back in my hand but, hey, that's life?

    So do I go to sleep with a Swiss Army knife on the nightstand, JUST IN CASE???

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    NO....get another cat to sleep on your OTHER arm so you have NO chance of hurting yourself...two numb arms can't grab a knife very well...

    lol
    Catty1
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    LOLOL Not the same thing, but didn't I hear a story about Coyote Love once???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1
    NO....get another cat to sleep on your OTHER arm so you have NO chance of hurting yourself...two numb arms can't grab a knife very well...

    lol
    Catty1

    Ha Ha - I LIKE your thinking there!!!

    Richard - problem solved!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1
    NO....get another cat to sleep on your OTHER arm so you have NO chance of hurting yourself...two numb arms can't grab a knife very well...

    lol
    Catty1
    LOL!!!
    that sounds like a GREAT idea!
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    He knows where the best spot to sleep is... you cut that arm off and the next night he sleeps on the other one..... then what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slick
    LOLOL Not the same thing, but didn't I hear a story about Coyote Love once???

    Ooooo Slick...we think alike....You always have your teeth don't you RICHARD?

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    Awww, now why would you want to ruin a good thing by removing your arm????? I gladly allow Tabitha to sleep on my arm, and she does so for hours on end! I just don't see the problem here Richard!

    Your Eddie just loves you and wants to be with you... as close as possible!

    Sleep well little Eddie.... and Richard!

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    Eeewwww....this brought back an image from a movie we watched last night. The Steven King thriller thing where the guy grabs onto the car and I missed something, but the next thing you know they showed his arm laying on the ground - and his body still on the car!

    I have to agree with Catty1's suggestion. Best idea I've heard in a long time!
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    With Don Juan, I just pat him gently on the backside and say "Sorry sweetie, I gotta get up," and he moves away. Try it. Sometimes the polite approach is best.

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    Catty1 had a great idea! I say take her advice!

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    Thats a good one.
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