I've Got 10 Human Peeves To Talk About:
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at
all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking . . I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU
IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff
out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose . . .
stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you
know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a
dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo - what a proud moment for the top
of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8 Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing
yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
both know the truth . . you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these thing's.
We both know who's boss here . .
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