Cat Owners Prayer

**aki** · 05-16-2006, 10:04 AM

Cat Owner's Prayer

Because I'm only human,
It's sometimes hard to be
The wise, all-knowing creature
That my cat expects of me.

And so I pray for special help
To somehow understand
The subtle implications
Of each proud meowed command.

Oh, let me not forget that chairs
Were put on earth to shred;
And what I like to call a lap
Is actually a bed.

I know it's really lots to ask
But please, oh please, take pity;
And though I'm only human,
Make me worthy of my kitty!

- Author Unknown

**Laura's Babies** · 05-16-2006, 10:09 AM

That is way to cute! Thanks, I hadn't seen that one before.

**aki** · 05-16-2006, 10:11 AM

I just got it in an e-mail and I think it's so precious!

**Pawsitive Thinking** · 05-16-2006, 10:31 AM

That sounds about right!

**catmandu** · 05-17-2006, 09:27 AM

And when the time comes
Give me the strength to let them go
So that they will never be in pain
But always keep in mind
That they are more precious that gold.
And I can always work out a large Vet Bill
To not have to go home with that empty carrier.