So I'm decided my cats are criminals..in their own little cat ways.

CALLIE:
AKA Nawtee goat, OR-ANGE, Expensive toy eater

Her crimes:
1) Banging on the door knob at 6:30 AM for food
2) Constantly crying as if we are starving her. Does she look like she's starving?

3) Expecting her every wish to be fulfilled...scratch her back when she wants, fill her food bowl, clean her litter..GOSH. What do I look like? a slave?


WHISPER:
AKA Whispy Crispy, Whisp-a-Crisp, Grey

His crimes:
1) Sisfur (Shadow) chaser
2) Shadow hair puller outer and eater (yes, he rips her fur out and then eats it )
3) Eater of other kitties food even though he gets PLENTY..he's a chub.
4) Bread kneader of meowmie's tummy. He makes me feel fat!


Here he is killing a perfectly sweet catnip mouse! (Excuse the whiteness that is my leg!!)