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    German sues Easter Bunny

    A German man has taken legal action against the Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm.

    Karl-Friedrich Lentze, from Berlin, has filed a complaint with prosecutors, accusing it of causing addiction to chocolate which leads to heart attacks, obesity and strokes.

    Lentze said: "The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people's sweet tooth.

    "Find this evil bunny, handcuff his paws and remove him from shops in time for Easter."

    Public prosecutor spokesman Christian Avenarius said: "We will act upon the complaint with speed and diligence."

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    Isn't Cah Lee Fuh Nee Ah far away from Germany?

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    Somehow, I think this may be tongue in cheek, but with Germans, you never know (apologies to our German members! )
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
    "Not my circus, not my monkeys!"-Polish proverb

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    Does this mean I can sue the guy from the coffee commercials?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokey the elder
    with Germans, you never know (apologies to our German members! )
    LOL! Can we just say- with foreigners you never know?

    Richard- some time this year you might notice that Germany is closer to Cah-Lee-Fuh-whatever than you'd think

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