Finding My Inner Peace

[FizzGiggs_Mommy]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started...

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of chocolates.



You have no idea how freaking good I feel!!!!

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

[chocolatepuppy]

lmao!!!

[gemini9961]

I too need to find inner peace. Where's that Merlot???

[Cookiebaker]

Whoa!

[Ginger's Mom]

LOL. I think you have the right idea.

[RobiLee]

OMG...THAT IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

LOVE IT!!

[FizzGiggs_Mommy]

LOL I thought you all would like that. That Doctor Phil sure knows what he is talking about.

[ChrisH]

Sounds good to me1

[Felix]

Ahahaha good one!

[Randi]

LOL! My first thought was "Oh no, not another preacher who knows it all!"

Hand me the Merlot, please - if there's any left!

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

Oh dera, I just realised I have to finish a package of chips, a bottle of juice, some sweets, and oh yes, my good book!! See you later, everybody

[lizbud]

OMG I thought you were serious there for a minute. Funny.

[joanofark]

I thought you were serious too! lmbo hahahah!! Finding your inner peace is veeeeery yummy

[gini]

Rats, you ate all of the chocolate...............