Fat Cat Quiz (from D. Letterman)

[AmberLee]

Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat
Courtesy of The Late Show With David Letterman

10. Gets winded purring

9. Instead of trying to run from dogs, sits on them

8. The Maury people call every darn hour

7. Ears perk up whenever you mention Wendy's Free Fixin's Bar

6. He used 8 lives on heart attacks

5. Cat carrier is a Ford Escort

4. Richard Simmons' cat staged intervention

3. Can only wear cute sweaters from the Big and Tall Kitty Shop

2. Litter box so huge, it has nude bathing section

1. Instead of "meow" he says, "mayo"

(Cross posted in General's Joke Thread)

[Laura's Babies]

The dog thought that was funny! (So did I!)

[flip195]

Welll I think I know someone who has something to say about all this.....

[catmandu]

Thats actually Very Funny!
But sadly there is nothing funny about an Obese Cat.

[flip195]

Thats actually Very Funny!
But sadly there is nothing funny about an Obese Cat.

and very little you can do about it if it has an underactive thyriod ..... yes I know it's rare but I have 2 from the same colony with the problem.

[Killearn Kitties]

Nice ideas.

[Maya & Inka's mommy]