Dearest Emmie, what a sweetie you are! You're absolutely adorable, and you have the most delightful personality, too. You're a terrific watchdog, who scared away a man who broke into your family's home. You love to play with your dear person and your two dear sister dogs. You also love to cuddle and to sleep in your kennel. You're very funny and very cuddly, and you make your person smile with your antics. You're very special to him/her, and you love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you all share!
Congratulations, darling Emmie, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and sister doggies and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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