Positively Precious Pepperoni!
Dearest Pepperoni, a.k.a. Pepper, what a stunning Domestic Longhair lady you are! You are absolutely gorgeous, with that fluffy, luxurious coat of many colors that looks so very soft, and that huge fluffy tail! And what a sweet face you have with those long, LOOOONGG white whiskers and large perky ears and lovely big golden eyes. Thank you for sharing that great photo with us! You're so cute gazing up at me, and are you kneading your front paws on the blanket there? So precious! I wish I could reach through the screen and down to Crestview, FL to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrson will pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You're really nice, and you treat your dear Purrrson like your kitten. You've known each other for a long time, and you're basically family. You let people know with loud meows when your food bowl needs to be refilled. You scratch at the door when you want to come in. You and your Purrrson hang out together more than she does with her mother or sister. It's really special to her that when you meow, it's almost as if you think she understands you! You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Pepperoni, on being chosen Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrson and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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