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Thread: Very funny joke... (warning) a bit gross

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    Very funny joke... (warning) a bit gross

    A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues.

    "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.

    Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge and makes a diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.

    The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.

    Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.

    "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

    He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever seen a fart!"

    You're laughing aren't you..I know you are..!!

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    Laughing yes making a disgusted yes lol.
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    I laughed...I didn't want to, but, I did!

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    Ewwww

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    Yucko What a mess to clean up! That's funny Carmen


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    ha...ha...ha.

    the worst is, I'm smelling one of my cat's bombs right now.. eh.
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    aaahhhh that was really gross - I laughed anyway though

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    THAT is hilarious but gross! LOL
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    LOL! That was funny! (BUT GROSS!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gina's Ark Inc.
    ha...ha...ha.

    the worst is, I'm smelling one of my cat's bombs right now.. eh.
    Oh, lucky you, you got especial effects along with...

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    That is so funny!!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing that bomb!

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