1. Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!"
2. Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
3. At the airport they asked me if anybody I didn’t know gave me anything. Even the people I know don’t give me anything.
4. Last night I was having dinner with Charles Manson, and in the middle of dinner he turned to me and said "Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?"
5. My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
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I liked the 24 hr store & the mugger ones.. Yes a good laugh..
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