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    Howdy Neighbor???

    Naked woman drops through ceiling

    A Russian couple had a narrow escape when their naked neighbour dropped in - through the ceiling.

    Rozalia Valiakhmetova had been relaxing in the bath when the floor gave way, dropping her and the bath tub into the flat below.

    She said: "I had just dozed off and then I heard this huge crash and realised what had happened. The bathroom floor just collapsed under the bath and I came crashing through the ceiling of the people below me.

    "They seemed as shocked as I was when they saw me lying there naked in the bath in the middle of their living room."

    She was treated at a local hospital for injuries to her leg but otherwise was unhurt.

    Local council engineers said the floors in the old apartment block in Solnechnaya in the Surgut district of Russia where Valiakhmetova lived were supported by wood which had rotted over the years.

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    Every man's dream. A naked woman dropping in...
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

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    Every man's dream, but every woman's nightmare

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    Every man's dream, but every woman's nightmare
    *snort, snort * ROFLMAO!!!

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    It may be every man's dream, but somehow I don't think many men's version of that includes a babushka in it.

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    *SNORT, SNORT * Can't breathe, laughing so hard!!!

    Lady's Human,

    Stop!! You're killing me here!! I just blew coffee all over my monitor!!

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!

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    Lolol

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    All I could think about when I read this was......


    Swim wear......very nice


    bath wear .....very nice


    evening wear......very nice


    (It was a commercial for wendy's in the 80's showing a babushka fashion show)

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    OMD I'll bet he was floored.....

    Time to call in Sgt Joe Friday.

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    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Talk about just having to grin and bare it!!!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Oh, how funny. Thank goodness no body was hurt badly. Now, it'll just be a fun story she and the neighbors can all tell for years to come.
    The idea that some lives matter less is the root of all that is wrong with the world. - Dr. Paul Farmer

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